I saw a TikTok that said it should have dark green color, two finger widths between the stripes, and a decent size yellow patch from where it lies on the ground. I bought my first whole seedless watermelon for $5 yesterday using these tips. And hit the jackpot. I’m not fooled into thinking this will work every time. I think I got lucky. But then it could be a good crop because I’ve been paying $5 for the cut quarter pieces and got tired of paying so much money. But at least I can see what the inside looks like and they have all been really good. So I’m sure it must be a good crop for the whole one to be really good too.
Uh yeah,,,,,,,me too.......
I always pick watermelon based on those exact recommendations.
I came here specificly to gripe about yet a second melon of the season that's tasteless and rubbery

Let me describe it: It was a dark green color with stripes that were two finger widths apart. A yellow "field patch" on one side, with some webbing. It had a hollow sound when thumped, and a good weight
It was on sale for $3.99, and not so bad that it won't be eaten,my son is far less picky. I'll freeze some and blend with powdered sugar and lemon