A few vegan jokes!

[silva]

 

[Lou]

very appropriate on Pasta Day

 

[KLS52]

very appropriate on Pasta Day

Every day is pasta day for me lol.

 

[silva]

 

[KLS52]

 

[silva]

I was in my garden this morning and the neighbor peered over the fence and said “What are you doing?”
“I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...”
She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!”
Oh that's easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”

 

[Lou]

I was in my garden this morning and the neighbor peered over the fence and said “What are you doing?”
“I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...”
She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!”
Oh that's easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”

any thougts on what plant is on its other side

 

[Emma JC]

any thougts on what plant is on its other side

turmeric?

Emma JC
Find your vegan soulmate or just a friend. www.spiritualmatchmaking.com

 

[Lou]

turmeric?

Emma JC
Find your vegan soulmate or just a friend. www.spiritualmatchmaking.com

I was in my garden this morning and the neighbor peered over the fence and said “What are you doing?”
“I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...”
She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!”
Oh that's easy I said, “Its right between sage and turmeric.”

 

[silva]

I was in my garden this morning and the neighbor peered over the fence and said “What are you doing?”
“I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...”
She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!”
Oh that's easy I said, “Its right between sage and turmeric.”

"Thyme" is next to sage

 

[Lou]

"Thyme" is next to sage

thyme comes after sage but before turmeric.
Not sure if it adds anything to the humor but I thought it might.

 

[silva]

thyme comes after sage but before turmeric.
Not sure if it adds anything to the humor but I thought it might.

It does!

 

[Lou]

 

[Emma JC]

we tried to watch his show last night and was kinda disgusted after about 10 minutes and we have a pretty high disgust factor... couldn't stomach him - the vegan joke was kinda funny and then fell off at the end

Emma JC
Find your vegan soulmate or just a friend. www.spiritualmatchmaking.com

 

[Lou]

we tried to watch his show last night and was kinda disgusted after about 10 minutes and we have a pretty high disgust factor... couldn't stomach him - the vegan joke was kinda funny and then fell off at the end

Emma JC
Find your vegan soulmate or just a friend. www.spiritualmatchmaking.com

I only saw the trailer which included the vegan jokes. but YouTube had that clip - so I posted it here.
Nothing original and normally not worth posting but being "vegan" jokes by a "real" comedian, I though it was worth mentioning....

 

[Emma JC]

I only saw the trailer which included the vegan jokes. but YouTube had that clip - so I posted it here.
Nothing original and normally not worth posting but being "vegan" jokes by a "real" comedian, I though it was worth mentioning....

yup, and that is what made us try to watch it as the trailer on Netflix shows the vegan joke

Emma JC
Find your vegan soulmate or just a friend. www.spiritualmatchmaking.com

 

[Brian W]

we tried to watch his show last night and was kinda disgusted after about 10 minutes and we have a pretty high disgust factor... couldn't stomach him - the vegan joke was kinda funny and then fell off at the end

Emma JC
Find your vegan soulmate or just a friend. www.spiritualmatchmaking.com

I don't find him at all funny. His jokes are the cheapest!

 

[KellecoUK]