A few vegan jokes!
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Lou
Forum Legend
Looks like you can probably draw a a poo bear face on a squash, too.
Same color.
Brian W
Conscientious Christian
Lou
Forum Legend
There are three types of vegans. When told that “Veganism is a CULT!!” they…
A) Explain that veganism is not a cult, but in fact a lifestyle dedicated to reducing cruelty to animals in all forms.
B) Ask, “If I’m the one in a cult, how come your lifestyle is the one that demands animal sacrifice?”
C) Smile in between bites of seasoned tofu and ask if that person would like to know about the other cults they’re in.
A) Explain that veganism is not a cult, but in fact a lifestyle dedicated to reducing cruelty to animals in all forms.
B) Ask, “If I’m the one in a cult, how come your lifestyle is the one that demands animal sacrifice?”
C) Smile in between bites of seasoned tofu and ask if that person would like to know about the other cults they’re in.
Me gathering up all my plushies and announcing that I have decided to go vegan:
My bear plushies:
My chicken plushies:
My fish plushies:
My giraffe plushie:
My crab plushie:
My avocado and bok choy plushies:
My bear plushies:
My chicken plushies:
My fish plushies:
My giraffe plushie:
My crab plushie:
My avocado and bok choy plushies:
My friends and I don't have meet and greets.
We have broccoli and greets.
We have broccoli and greets.
