A few vegan jokes!
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Why does vegan cheese taste bad?
- It hasn't been tested on mice.
Bad Headlines
- Hummus-cide
An argument between two vegans is not called a beef.
- Just two people with bad 'tempehs'.
- It hasn't been tested on mice.
Bad Headlines
- Restaurants Beef Up Vegetarian Menus (Wall Street Journal 91.10.15, p.B1)
- Will McDonald's Beef Up Menu with Veggie Burger? (Boston Globe, 98.10.6, D1)
- Beans Beef Up Vegetarian Meal (Boston Herald 94.2.9, p.57)
- Strictly Vegetarian Trader Brings Home the Bacon (Los Angeles Times 88.8.21, p. 2)
- I could go on, but I won't.
- Hummus-cide
An argument between two vegans is not called a beef.
- Just two people with bad 'tempehs'.
As much as l would love to share these with my non vegan friends...they do not have the intelligence required to understand them! BUT l do and l think they are hilarious !
This may fall under the heading of Vegan Jokes..an interesting collection of statements.
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-21122072
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-21122072
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I do realize a few of these jokes are somewhat anti-vegan, but the humor is still worth posting imho.
Please feel free to add your own to this thread
Please feel free to add your own to this thread
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I became vegan because vegetarian takes too long to spell.
Q: What do you call a vegan who goes back to meat eating?
A: Someone who lost their veg-inity!
Carnist: Did you hear about that new study that says vegan's are more likely to go blind? I guess it’s because you don’t get the proper nutrition.
Vegan: Nah, it’s just from reading all of those tiny ingredients lists.
Q: What’s the best way to keep milk fresh?
A: Leave it in the cow.
Q: What does the chicken hope to find when it crosses the road?
A: Vegans.
Western Carnist Logic: Countries that eat dogs, cats or dolphins are totally barbaric. They should just eat pigs, cows, fish, chicken and turkeys like normal people.
Carnist: You need meat to get strong like a lion can eat a rabbit because he eats meat!
Vegan: ye… well you do realize there are other animals besides the rabbit that are herbivore… Like the freaking Rhino!
How many meat eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.
Q: What do you call a vegan who goes back to meat eating?
A: Someone who lost their veg-inity!
Carnist: Did you hear about that new study that says vegan's are more likely to go blind? I guess it’s because you don’t get the proper nutrition.
Vegan: Nah, it’s just from reading all of those tiny ingredients lists.
Q: What’s the best way to keep milk fresh?
A: Leave it in the cow.
Q: What does the chicken hope to find when it crosses the road?
A: Vegans.
Western Carnist Logic: Countries that eat dogs, cats or dolphins are totally barbaric. They should just eat pigs, cows, fish, chicken and turkeys like normal people.
Carnist: You need meat to get strong like a lion can eat a rabbit because he eats meat!
Vegan: ye… well you do realize there are other animals besides the rabbit that are herbivore… Like the freaking Rhino!
How many meat eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.
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