I became vegan because vegetarian takes too long to spell.
Q: What do you call a vegan who goes back to meat eating? A: Someone who lost their veg-inity!
Carnist: Did you hear about that new study that says vegan's are more likely to go blind? I guess it’s because you don’t get the proper nutrition. Vegan: Nah, it’s just from reading all of those tiny ingredients lists.
Q: What’s the best way to keep milk fresh? A: Leave it in the cow.
Q: What does the chicken hope to find when it crosses the road? A: Vegans.
Western Carnist Logic: Countries that eat dogs, cats or dolphins are totally barbaric. They should just eat pigs, cows, fish, chicken and turkeys like normal people.
Carnist: You need meat to get strong like a lion can eat a rabbit because he eats meat! Vegan: ye… well you do realize there are other animals besides the rabbit that are herbivore… Like the freaking Rhino!
How many meat eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.