A few vegan jokes ;)

StrangeOtter

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Me and my brother used to spent alot of time together, and he showed me some weird videos and movies. Most of those I have forgotten, but this one has stayed with me.
I just noticed that Jim Carrey says "don't touch me, I'm a vegetarian."
For some reason, I remembered that he says "don't touch me, I'm a vegan."
But I'm still going to share, in case someone finds this funny.

 
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