A few vegan jokes!

Thanks. I needed something funny this AM.

BTW, I get most of you know this but most baby carrots are not baby carrots. They are ugly misshapen or broken carrots that have gone thru a manufacturing process.
 
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I became vegan because vegetarian takes too long to spell.

Q:
What do you call a vegan who goes back to meat eating?
A: Someone who lost their veg-inity!

Carnist: Did you hear about that new study that says vegan's are more likely to go blind? I guess it’s because you don’t get the proper nutrition.
Vegan: Nah, it’s just from reading all of those tiny ingredients lists.

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Q: What’s the best way to keep milk fresh?
A: Leave it in the cow.

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Q: What does the chicken hope to find when it crosses the road?
A: Vegans.

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Western Carnist Logic: Countries that eat dogs, cats or dolphins are totally barbaric. They should just eat pigs, cows, fish, chicken and turkeys like normal people.

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Carnist: You need meat to get strong like a lion can eat a rabbit because he eats meat!
Vegan: ye… well you do realize there are other animals besides the rabbit that are herbivore… Like the freaking Rhino!

How many meat eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.
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