A few vegan jokes!

Haha, someone ordered these hand-made cutting boards, took photos and uploaded them on VK. Looks like a carnivorous hymn and a symbol of hatred towards vegans (he must really enjoy them).
1) Apple: "Justice for greens!"
Carrot: "I have feelings too!"
Pear: "Vegans are pure evil!"
Tomato: "Go devour meat!"
Potato: "Potato rules!"
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2) Potato: "Pluck out your own eyes!"
Carrot: "I have feelings too!"
Pear: "I saw what you did to the carrot!"
Tomato: "Spill the salt on your @ss, you skinny b@stard!"šŸ˜†
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