Write a headline for when pb is too common to report

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So I just read an article. The headline really didn't have much to do with the body of the article but the headline got me thinking.

It was
It got me thinking, what would the last headlines look like.

Just imagining a few put a smile on my face. So I thought it might be fun to come up with a few. Then I thought that this could be a fun challenge. The funniest one. The most likely. the most anticipated. The most obvious. etc. You could even assign a category (or make up your own) just for more fun.

You don't have to write the whole article. Just the headline. Maybe a sub-headline or first sentence would be good if it needs it.

I've already got a bunch of ideas but to get the ball rolling....
 

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Ramsay Gordon was charged under the Protection of Animals Act of 3019

In mitigation he claimed he was driven to kill, cook and eat a rabbit out of intellectual curiosity attempting to understand how people could once have lived like that

Also claimed he had not fed any of it to his unwitting customers

Now filled with remorse
 
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