Literature The British English vs American English thread!

I didn't realise they had to change those type of things, I thought they only decided to alter the racist stuff. I used to love Enid Blyton's books as a child.

Yeah I know they removed references to golliwogs and other such things, but I think that was mainly in the Noddy books? I liked the school series and I don't remember any racist terms in them, but part of the magic for me was reading about the girls spending shillings and old pence and having old fashioned foods. When I got the 'updated' Naughtiest Girl books the girls got £2 a week instead of 2 shillings. I couldn't read them anymore, completely spoiled.
 
We make jokes about resting in the restroom all the time. I like washroom, though I don't use it (Canadians do, right Canadians?) It's fairly descriptive without being too blunt. Toilets seems pretty blunt, though it certainly does get the point across.

I used to say that I needed to use the facilities.
 
We make jokes about resting in the restroom all the time. I like washroom, though I don't use it (Canadians do, right Canadians?) It's fairly descriptive without being too blunt. Toilets seems pretty blunt, though it certainly does get the point across.

I used to say that I needed to use the facilities.

Better than announcing youre off to the crapper...
 
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I usually ask where the restrooms are, I occasionally say bathroom. Potty is usually what I hear kids say; "I have to go potty".
 
I think I use different words for the toilet interchangeably depending on mood and company. "Where's the bathroom/restroom/facilities? I've got to tap a kidney/drop the kids off at the pool/etc"
 
I think I use different words for the toilet interchangeably depending on mood and company. "Where's the bathroom/restroom/facilities? I've got to tap a kidney/drop the kids off at the pool/etc"
Yes, it definitely depends on the company. My mom never liked us to say, "I've got to go to the toilet" when we were kids. It was always "bathroom." She thought "toilet" sounded crude :D.
 
My dad called it the John. "I'm going to the John. " The rest of us said bathroom. :)
Ah, yes, the John. Sometimes my dad will say he has "to see a man about a horse."
Every time I hear "takeaway" for take-out food, I always think of a turnover in American football :D.