Not A Pleasant Experience
IT | Leeds, England, UK | Crazy Requests, Employees, Extra Stupid, Job Seekers
(During an interview for a help-tech position with local computer store
Interviewer: “Well… I can see you have 20 years experience and have the relevant qualifications. But I don’t think we can employ you.”
Me: *rather taken aback* “Oh… well, okay. Thank you for being honest with me. Can I ask why?”
Interviewer: “Well, honestly, it’s because of your age. We’ve found that older people don’t really ‘get’ computers.”
Me: “We don’t really… You did say I was more than qualified, right?”
Interviewer: “Yes, that’s right. Ideally we’d prefer someone who’s a recent graduate, say in their mid 20s so they’re more ‘in-tune’ with technology, like most young people are today. Frankly, you’re too old to know anything about modern computers.”
Me: “And yet on the application it said you were looking for someone with a minimum of 10 years work experience?”
Interviewer: “Yes. that’s right. Anything else I can help you with?”
Me: “No… I’ll just go get my zimmer-frame and shuffle off now. Good luck finding someone who graduated at age 10.”
(Funnily enough, they’re still looking.)
The British English common equivalent term for a walker is Zimmer frame, ... A walker is a good tool for those who are recuperating from leg or back injuries.
I love tater tots, but haven't had them in years.I was just watching a US show and they mentioned tator tots and I always hear that name but I wasn't sure what they were. They look like potato croquettes.
I love tater tots, but haven't had them in years.
[emoji1] I eat a lot of potatoes, but I don't like the tots.Obviously you just had some particularly bad tater tots.
My diet is at the very least 60% potatoes.
They look good! WantI was just watching a US show and they mentioned tator tots and I always hear that name but I wasn't sure what they were. They look like potato croquettes.
They look better than they taste imo. ;D Kinda oily.They look good! Want
Oh, damn. Well I guess I'll never know anywayThey look better than they taste imo. ;D Kinda oily.
What is actually meant by the British term "a lovely bird"? (I think it's no longer in vogue, but I seem to remember it was used extensively e.g. in the Life on Mars show a few years ago, which was set in the 70s.)
I mean, it's clearly a term used to describe an attractive female, but is that all there is to it? Are they comparing said female to a dead bird hot out of the oven (chicken, turkey, etc) that (in some people's minds) looks and smells good to eat? Or are they comparing the female to a live bird, like a little song bird or something? How did "bird" become associated with "attractive female"?
bird (n.2)
"maiden, young girl," c. 1300, confused with burd (q.v.), but felt by later writers as a figurative use of bird (n.1). Modern slang meaning "young woman" is from 1915, and probably arose independently of the older word.
And also "chick".
chick (n.)
mid-14c. shortening of chicken (n.). Extended to human offspring (often in alliterative pairing chick and child) and thence used as a term of endearment. As slang for "young woman" it is first recorded 1927 (in "Elmer Gantry"), supposedly from U.S. black slang. In British use in this sense by c.1940; popularized by Beatniks late 1950s.