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I love Bob Odenkirk....
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Dear Walter: I hope you can help me
here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house
watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards
down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I
walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't
believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed
in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up. I
am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I
confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie
because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about
the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes
for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go
from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly
depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave
him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can
get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely,Mrs. Sheila Lusk---------------
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in
the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum
pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the
problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low
delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.
Walter
Dear Walter: I hope you can help me
here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house
watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards
down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I
walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't
believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed
in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up. I
am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I
confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie
because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about
the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes
for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go
from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly
depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave
him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can
get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely,Mrs. Sheila Lusk---------------
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in
the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum
pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the
problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low
delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.
Walter
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