Does your family hate orphans?

[mlp]

Yes, perhaps with a bit of emotional blackmail like "Little MLP really hopes the day never comes when she is forced to eat Fido, but without £2 a month that day may come..."

You're genius at this!!!

 

[kibbleforlola]

$2 a month would be, what? 6¢ a day? For just pennies a day, you can save feed little mlp and save fido's life at the same time!

*cue shot of sadfaced puppy and hungry child*

 

[mlp]

$2 a month would be, what? 6¢ a day? For just pennies a day, you can save feed little mlp and save fido's life at the same time!

*cue shot of sadfaced puppy and hungry child*

*cue shot of sadfaced puppy and hungry old woman*

Other than that, perfection.

 

[Josh James xVx]

I find them useful if they can be trained as minions.

 

[Spang]

Orphans hate my family.

 

[AspireToExpire]