Does your family hate orphans?
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Lord Snot
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No, we have one every year for Christmas. Turkeys aren't as juicy.
beancounter
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Lord Snot
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I'm not hip enough to understand the true meaning of this thread.
lol. Me, either.
But a serious answer: My family likes Batman, so I guess they don't hate'em.
kazyeeqen
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How do they feel about Robin?
He's a carnie too though, so maybe that biases (bias'?) the opinion...
He's a carnie too though, so maybe that biases (bias'?) the opinion...
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What's your trick to keeping them moist in the oven? Basting them?
Lord Snot
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We have nothing against orphans, but we prefer bastards. It's to be expected though, since so many of us are. Bastards, that is.
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I wrap them in the skins of their parents so the juices can't escape
Thanks for the tip, very helpful!
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Lord Snot
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I am an orphan,kind of. My mom passed away in 2000 and my dad in 2006.Please don't hate me!Adopt me!
*hugs*
We can adopt you, and you can even opt out of the traditional Christmas feast if you like
I'm an orphan too, but I don't want to be adopted. You'd just want me to take care of you when you get old and feeble, and I don't want to hang around that long.
Lord Snot
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Can I donate £2 a month to support you and get letters a few times a year updating me on your progress?
Of course!
...Starts mulling over the opportunities in setting up a personal Sponsor the Orphan website...
Lord Snot
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Yay! I want you to look suitably forlorn in any pictures, though.
Of course! Do you think it would help if I am clutching one of my animals in the photo?
Lord Snot
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Yes, perhaps with a bit of emotional blackmail like "Little MLP really hopes the day never comes when she is forced to eat Fido, but without £2 a month that day may come..."
