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Message left on the FB page of a feminine product company...
Hi , as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years . As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things ,I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings !! Dam my *****!! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen .....you lied !! There was no joy , no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty bugger

This is their video response. :)

 
Thats brilliant.

Have you read some of the comments under his post..some women need to chillthe fudge out...Jesus!

You don't find it annoying when guys make jokes like this: "as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin."? I do, man, it really pisses me off - PMT or not :p
 
The one with the wax lips is my favorite! :)
 
Saw this update on Facebook...

Dear Religion,
This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school.
Sincerely,
Science.
 
Yes. Still fuelled by Religion. If the gun had not been created, perhaps the knife or a bat would have been used instead.
 
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