Deal breakers in relationships

[JacobEdward]

Mine is if they don't enjoy piv sex, and if they insist on anal.

insist anal? you're with a demon

 

[Danielle]

insist anal? you're with a demon

Its the opposite. I don't want that. Lol.
It is a bummer if the guy doesn't enjoy piv.

 

[JacobEdward]

Being apathetic and selfish is definitely a deal breaker

Sometimes a Porsche is just a Porsche.

Sometimes wasting 100k on something that could have been 1k while animals and poor are in need
is just wasting 100k on something that could have been 1k while animals and poor are in need

 

[JacobEdward]

Its the opposite. I don't want that. Lol.
It is a bummer if the guy doesn't enjoy piv.

lol thats totally different
why couldnt he just use a toy on you?

 

[Danielle]

lol thats totally different
why couldnt he just use a toy on you?

Its not the same. I want the real deal. I won't be satisfied with a toy.

 

[JacobEdward]

Its not the same. I want the real deal. I won't be satisfied with a toy.

umm... that thing can do things no ***** could ever do... and like forever... you're joking right?
you must not have tried... he's suppose to be touching you while hes using the toy on you like normal...

 

[Danielle]

umm... that thing can do things no ***** could ever do... and like forever... you're joking right?
you must not have tried... he's suppose to be touching you while hes using the toy on you like normal...

Nope. I prefer the real thing.

 

[JacobEdward]

Nope. I prefer the real thing.

well... I would say thats irrational, especially if you liked your partner in all the other ways... like imagine throwing away all of that happiness because he wanted to use a toy instead of ... wait, you only want that? like a normal missionary is never going to happen with you?

 

[Danielle]

well... I would say thats irrational, especially if you liked your partner in all the other ways... like imagine throwing away all of that happiness because he wanted to use a toy instead of ... wait, you only want that? like a normal missionary is never going to happen with you?

Not sure why you're trying so hard to convince me

 

[JacobEdward]

Not sure why you're trying so hard to convince me

you must be a troll

 

[Danielle]

Nope I just like what I like. Sorry you can't accept it

 

[JacobEdward]

Nope I just like what I like. Sorry you can't accept it

unbelievable how much of a failure of communication this has been

 

[Danielle]

It is a deal breaker for me and I'm not here to be convinced why it shouldn't be important to me

 

[JacobEdward]

It is a deal breaker for me and I'm not here to be convinced why it shouldn't be important to me

failure of communication... its not that it shouldnt be important, its a question about why no other option would work... like toys... you said you want the real thing, have you even tried a toy? not sure we have the same thing in mind

 

[Danielle]

There's a difference. A toy will not fulfill my instinctual desire.

 

[JacobEdward]

you are the bacon troll of this conversation...
which is not fair because I am genuinely lonely

 

[Danielle]

I do eat vegan meat instead of animals but I do it for a good reason. I don't want to hurt animals. I don't want them to get slaughtered so I can eat. There's not an ethical issue with wanting a real dick over a toy. I can just use a toy by myself so I don't consider it very exciting if that's the only thing I can have with my partner.

 

[JacobEdward]

I do eat vegan meat instead of animals but I do it for a good reason. I don't want to hurt animals. I don't want them to get slaughtered so I can eat. There's not an ethical issue with wanting a real **** over a toy. I can just use a toy by myself so I don't consider it very exciting if that's the only thing I can have with my partner.

... he's on top of you (or whatever position), holding you like normal, penetrating you like normal, just with the toy at the same time ... its not just the toy ...

 

[Danielle]

Oh both holes at the same time.
I tried anal. Was really excited for it. Then it hurt really badly.

 

[JacobEdward]

Oh both holes at the same time.
I tried anal. Was really excited for it. Then it hurt really badly.

I am so confused... wtf do you want?!?