Accidentally funny headlines

[MadamSarcastra]

Whether they're from internet news feeds or actual printed periodicals, post those headlines that made you giggle, guffaw, or simply go ....

For instance, here are a couple oldies but goodies:

 

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[Moll Flanders]

Here Are 41 Unintentionally Hilarious Newspaper Headlines. I'm Sure Someone Lost Their Job After These... LOL

 

[Amy SF]

Here Are 41 Unintentionally Hilarious Newspaper Headlines. I'm Sure Someone Lost Their Job After These... LOL

Regarding that last one: I don't know if the ad itself is a joke or real, but there was a movie made several years ago called "Safety not Guaranteed" in which someone placed that very ad looking for a time travel companion. I saw it with my sister, because she can't get her husband to go with her to see movies that aren't big studio movies. The end...is interesting.

Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)

 

[MadamSarcastra]

OMG.... I didn't know where else to put this, so here....

https://twitter.com/x/status/931632953062391808

 

[MadamSarcastra]

This all depends on how you pronounce the name of the planet....

Uranus smells like rotten eggs

 

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[MadamSarcastra]

Punctuation is key... one little comma would go a long way.... LOL

 

[MadamSarcastra]

You go, Brian! LMAO

 

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[PTree15]

One of my favorites was written by a colleague way back in my early newspaper days. It was a story about a very large man who was battling the local public transit company to provide handicap access on buses (a man before his time). The headline was "Big Man Has Big Beef." I was on duty that night to update the local pages for later editions and promptly giggled before rewriting a less double-entendred headline. We saved that one for our very own wall of shame. It was done in good fun, and just about everybody had an unintentional contribution over the years. I miss the newsrooms of old.

 

[No Longer Active]

You go, Brian! LMAO

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[Second Summer]

From Google News:

'Man charged with multiple offices'