VeggieViews slogans

Take time to enjoy the view with VeggieViews! It's so tasty too! lol

Sorry.. it triggered the Vitavitavegemin episode of I Love Lucy. :eek:
 
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VeggieViews: cheaper than cable.
VeggieViews: what else are you gonna do when you're too drunk to do anything meaningful?
VeggieViews: Michael free.
VeggieViews: what? no mods!
VeggieViews: when you absolutely, positively, have to express your opinion on the use of bone char in cane sugar production.
VeggieViews: anything less would be uncivilized
VeggieViews: a fresh start!
VeggieViews: 2 for 1, no cover!
VeggieViews: every night is ladies' night?
VeggieViews: best thing to happen for vegetarianism since Paula Deen.
VeggieViews: Party Rock is in the House Tonight!
VeggieViews: we don't pretend to have 50,000 members.
VeggieViews: sadly, probably the largest veggie board in the world.
VeggieViews: now with a 17.5% VAT!
 
What is VAT? Is that some sort of tax, i cant remember.
 
VeggieViews: cheaper than cable.
VeggieViews: what else are you gonna do when you're too drunk to do anything meaningful?
VeggieViews: Michael free.
VeggieViews: what? no mods!
VeggieViews: when you absolutely, positively, have to express your opinion on the use of bone char in cane sugar production.
VeggieViews: anything less would be uncivilized
VeggieViews: a fresh start!
VeggieViews: 2 for 1, no cover!
VeggieViews: every night is ladies' night?
VeggieViews: best thing to happen for vegetarianism since Paula Deen.
VeggieViews: Party Rock is in the House Tonight!
VeggieViews: we don't pretend to have 50,000 members.
VeggieViews: sadly, probably the largest veggie board in the world.
VeggieViews: now with a 17.5% VAT!
Not sure I can use any of them, but these gave me a good chuckle.
 
Well maybe these can go into the randomized quote section:

VeggieViews: Come Grow With Us
VeggieViews: If You're a Veggie With a View, This Place is for You
VeggieViews: Where the Fish Don't Grow on Trees
VeggieViews: People Eating Tortured Apples
 
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Veggie Views:Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

:D
 
Veggie Views: So enthralling that you only stop posting when the smoke alarm goes off, and the rice you forgot about is burnt.
 
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Veggie Views: So enthralling that you only stop posting when the smoke alarm goes off, and the rice you forgot about is burnt.
This is apropos of nothing but the length of your slogan, but have you ever seen "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies"? :p
 
Well maybe these can go into the randomized quote section:

VeggieViews: Come Grow With Us
VeggieViews: If You're a Veggie With a View, This Place is for You
VeggieViews: Where the Fish Don't Grow on Trees
VeggieViews: People Eating Tortured Apples

I can't decide. I like all of them!