The Misread Thread Titles Thread

[Danielle]

Meat reusing ideas
o_o

 

[Amy SF]

While skimming through new posts, I just saw a new thread: The Mustard Thread Titles Thread

Oh, wait, that's this one.

 

[Alice-Bee]

'If you started eating MICE again...'

 

[Skylark]

If you eat mice, would you come to my house and dispose of my unwanted mice for me?

 

[KLS52]

If you eat mice, would you come to my house and dispose of my unwanted mice for me?

So have you had no luck with your humane traps?

 

[Skylark]

So have you had no luck with your humane traps?

We had not even one mouse wander into a humane trap. I moved them around, made them easier and more difficult to access, changed the treats inside them... nothing. We were seeing mice run across the floor several times a day and hearing them chew constantly. The snap-traps became necessary. (Glue traps seem far crueler to me than being killed very quickly.) We've caught six mice in a little over a week. Thankfully, my boyfriend is the one checking the traps and disposing of what he finds.

 

[Blobbenstein]

Hawaii Tsunami Surfing!

 

[Amy SF]

Hawaii Tsunami Surfing!

That's not too far off. In Hawaii, they're so serious about their surfing, you can probably expect to see it on your television news.

 

[FortyTwo]

We had not even one mouse wander into a humane trap. I moved them around, made them easier and more difficult to access, changed the treats inside them... nothing. We were seeing mice run across the floor several times a day and hearing them chew constantly. The snap-traps became necessary. (Glue traps seem far crueler to me than being killed very quickly.) We've caught six mice in a little over a week. Thankfully, my boyfriend is the one checking the traps and disposing of what he finds.

Oh no. I can't say that I agree with your methods, but I haven't been in this situation. I hope they get the message and move out fast.

 

[Skylark]

Oh no. I can't say that I agree with your methods, but I haven't been in this situation. I hope they get the message and move out fast.

I didn't jump straight to snap traps. I tried my darndest to capture them humanely, and they would have none of it. At that point, a person can either live with the mice or move out if they won't use non-humane methods.

 

[FortyTwo]

I didn't jump straight to snap traps. I tried my darndest to capture them humanely, and they would have none of it. At that point, a person can either live with the mice or move out if they won't use non-humane methods.

I know. Which is why I said, I hope they get the message and move out fast.

 

[Lord Snot]

Slightly off topic (but no more than the murdering mice topic) - whenever someone posts in the 'Anyone else pregnant?' thread and I see their name on the front page, I think "OMG ___ is pregnant!". But usually they are just giving congratulations to the OP.

 

[Cerebellion]

The Ancient Grapes Thread. I seriously thought someone started a thread about wine...

 

[Amy SF]

I just saw What is a fact? as What is a fart?

 

[FortyTwo]

I just saw What is a fact? as What is a fart?

The great and stupidly obvious philosophical issue of our time...

 

[Amy SF]

Aaaand I just read Gardein Holiday Roast as Goddamn Holiday Roast.

I'll leave it to you cooks to ponder the significance of my misreading.

 

[FortyTwo]

Aaaand I just read Gardein Holiday Roast as Goddamn Holiday Roast.

I'll leave it to you cooks to ponder the significance of my misreading.

THAT GODDAMN HOLIDAY ROAST. Takin' our guns away and bringin' us to socialism!

 

[Skylark]

I read it as Engarde In Holiday Roast, and I wasn't sure if it was a new ingredient or a way to prepare it.

 

[ledboots]

I read it as Engarde In Holiday Roast, and I wasn't sure if it was a new ingredient or a way to prepare it.

Slice that roast !

 

[Amy SF]

I keep seeing LGBTQ VVers as LGBTQ Wars