The Misread Thread Titles Thread

[Amy SF]

Flatulent Products Expo 2014

I think it's because I've been eating a lot of beans lately.

 

[Amy SF]

I read "The Importance of Legumes" as "The Impatience of Legumes"

Also, even when I do read "The Importance of Legumes" correctly, I keep thinking "The Importance of Being Earnest"

Oh, Oscar Wilde, what are you doing to me?

 

[Mr Crunchy]

Favorite Food Blogs = Favorite Food Bags

My favorite are the ones I get from Trader Joes's

 

[ledboots]

Favorite Food Blogs = Favorite Food Bags

My favorite are the ones I get from Trader Joes's

Are they machine washable? I like the canvas type I can wash easily. Trader Joes is opening a store here soon; I've never been to one, can't wait.

 

[Amy SF]

Are they machine washable? I like the canvas type I can wash easily. Trader Joes is opening a store here soon; I've never been to one, can't wait.

You and SuicideBlonde should go shopping together for the first time. You'll be giggling like schoolgirls when you see the vegan items.

And no, TJ's bags are plastic, but they can be wiped down with hot soapy water. I like them because they're big but are lightweight.

 

[Mr Crunchy]

I just like them because they're the coolest-looking ones:

Have fun with the new TJ's. You won't want to shop anywhere else.

 

[thefadedone]

The "What Are You Having For (Vegetarian) Dinner" thread always confuses me. I don't understand why the vegetarian part was put in there? To separate it from the vegan thread maybe?

 

[Blobbenstein]

well the Barefoot Contessa might have emailed someone that she was 'gonna come around and stuff turkey sausages down your throat until you like my cooking'.....it would be a worrying email, and that person's dinner prospects wouldn't be appropriate for that thread.

 

[ledboots]

The "What Are You Having For (Vegetarian) Dinner" thread always confuses me. I don't understand why the vegetarian part was put in there? To separate it from the vegan thread maybe?

That's what I thought it was, so vegetarians would have a thread like the vegan dinner one, in case the dinner had cheese or something.

 

[FortyTwo]

UK - Car Park Skeleton Confirmed as Richard!!!

Like, who's Richard? Why are you so excited?

 

[Amy SF]

How to Pick A Lock Like a Pro - Travel Tip

Sorry, shyvas!

 

[Danielle]

I need a new partner, please help

 

[Amy SF]

I need a new partner, please help

I do, actually. Maybe I should start that thread...

 

[Danielle]

I do, actually. Maybe I should start that thread...

I want a partner but without going out of my way to do it. So I guess it won't happen, lol. I really don't think I can date an omnivore. I really don't. Vegetarian maybe.. Defiantly no hunting, fishing thinks you need meat for protein and breast milk for calcium dude or dudette tho. Maybe it would help if I wasn't so negative about it. I'm sure it could happen, but I'd have to make effort. Effort doe.

 

[Danielle]

Snorting and doing laundry

 

[Amy SF]

Snorting and doing laundry

 

[Danielle]

Not that I've done it, but it would help with the speed, right?

 

[KLS52]

Flesh eating spiders on 6 continents.

 

[Amy SF]

Flesh eating spiders on 6 continents.

That's Samuel L. Jackson's new movie, right?

 

[Danielle]

Fish-eating vegetarians (more like ******** lyingtarians)
Potheads could become extinct due to climate change!