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[beancounter]

So I sold it as organic fertilizer.

 

[FortyTwo]

The poop came to life and began trying to eat the diner, just like in The Blob.

ETA:

As I was moving the fertilizer, it came to life, breaking out of its bag and trying to eat me.

 

[beancounter]

So I pulled out my non digital camera, took pictures, and sold them to the National Inquirer.

 

[FortyTwo]

Meanwhile, I was eaten because I didn't react to the situation.

 

[das_nut]

But being eaten isn't as hazardous to one's life as you may think.

 

[Dropkick]

Especially if you're an Elvis clone who has been secretly enhanced, in a secret project, developed by a team of secret scientists, working for a secret branch of the government, secretly.

 

[Spang]

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She named her dog Riboflavin, after her favorite vitamin.

 

[KLS52]

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She named her dog Riboflavin, after her favorite vitamin.

But mostly she just called him Ribo or VinVin or her favorite, FlaviFlav.

 

[das_nut]

FlaviFlav always barked in that special way, when it was the right time.

 

[Snowcone]

However, it hasn't been the right time since that incident at the orphanarium with all of the fire and free dinner.

 

[Kittendumpling]

There once was a ninja who couldn't make friends because he was a ninja so nobody could see him.

 

[Snowcone]

His father tried to help him by sending ninjas after him, but...

 

[Envy]

the ninjas were actually anti-ninjas, and the contact between them and the ninja would be catastrophic, so what happened was that the ninja....

 

[FortyTwo]

's mass annihilated with the anti-ninja, converting them both into Ninja Energy.

 

[Snowcone]

Ninja energy is a fancy term for pixie dust, but do not let that fool you...

 

[FortyTwo]

because pixies are ninjas, and they are the worst kind of ninja.