Post stories of stupid criminal tricks here.
Because in these sodden days of woe and grief,
these idiots can bring us some comic relief.
So, we have all no doubt heard plenty of folk claiming to be vegetarian while guzzling flesh.
But I think today was one of those rarer occasions when I encounter somebody actually claiming to be *vegan* even though they guzzle flesh... because she "Only wants to eat [flesh] which is for example...