TV & Film Tom Cruise Kills It as Axl Rose Clone

[Pickle Juice]

http://www.usmagazine.com/entertain...-cruise-kills-it-as-an-axl-rose-clone-2012156

Now all I need to make life complete is for Rosie O'Donnell to play a Lady Gagaesque character in the upcoming blockbuster "Sexy and I Know It".

 

[mlp]

You're trying to taunt SevenSeas into posting here, aren't you?!

 

[Envy]

http://www.usmagazine.com/entertain...-cruise-kills-it-as-an-axl-rose-clone-2012156

Now all I need to make life complete is for Rosie O'Donnell to play a Lady Gagaesque character in the upcoming blockbuster "Sexy and I Know It".

There would be any difference?

 

[Pickle Juice]

You're trying to taunt SevenSeas into posting here, aren't you?!

Well there is that. I am always up for a little celebrity dissing though.

There would be any difference?

Well no, they are all interchangeable in appeal, to me. That's the crux of the joke.

 

[FortyTwo]

Tom Cruise is the best actor ever. His constant optimism and faith in his religion, however obscure some seem to think it is, are amazing. Go Tom Cruise!

Come on SevenSeas hurry up!

 

[Forster]

Tom Cruise is the best actor ever. His constant optimism and faith in his religion, however obscure some seem to think it is, are amazing. Go Tom Cruise!

Come on SevenSeas hurry up!

lol

 

[FortyTwo]

What do I love about Tom Cruise? Let's see... there are so many things!

His eating habits are amazing. Consuming the placenta of your newborn baby is a widely honored tradition! It reminds me of the aliens from Alien Nation, when they would eat parts of the egg... and those guys were all swell fellows, so why not follow their example?

Tom is also an inspiration because of the kindly, loving way he treats his wife. He really knew best when he told her not to take pain medications for her excruciating live birth! Way to go, Tom! There's the kind of guy that never backs down on his beliefs!

 

[SuicideBlonde]

Damn, you mean I missed opening weekend, my life is over.

 

[Jocelyn1]

What do I love about Tom Cruise? Let's see... there are so many things!

His eating habits are amazing. Consuming the placenta of your newborn baby is a widely honored tradition! It reminds me of the aliens from Alien Nation, when they would eat parts of the egg... and those guys were all swell fellows, so why not follow their example?

Wait, Scientologists do this? :barf:

 

[FortyTwo]

Wait, Scientologists do this? :barf:

Apparently some do.

 

[Digger]

You're trying to taunt SevenSeas into posting here, aren't you?!

She SO is... and I hope it works.