Nutrition & Diet Do you spit or swallow it?

Even acknowledging that swallowing toothpaste isn't healthy... I think I'd actually like the taste of it. But it would probably do a number on my head: this is sweet and chocolatey-tasting... I'd better rinse my mouth out and brush my teeth after this so I don't get cavities!!!!.... oh...... wait.....


I remember one time, at my dental checkup, the dental hygienist cleaned my teeth with a bubble-gum-flavored tooth polish... they were out of their other flavors. THAT was strange.
 
WHY IS IT ALWAYS MINT?? Argh. I hate mint.

You can already buy novelty flavoured toothpastes, like cupcake and bacon. They all sound disgusting to me - I think psychologically I would need mint to make my teeth feel clean, even though I hate the taste. Bubblegum toothpaste sounds like the worst flavour ever.
 
I don't think the flavor would be good. x_o; It's a great idea in theory, but I think the result would be disgusting.
 
I like mint. Feels fresh and lasts awhile. :shrug: I'm gonna stick with eating chocolate when I want chocolate flavor in my face.