LOL! Nice one BSV
I got on a radio show about 'what do veg*ans eat for Christmas?' once.
Ended up doing a little ad-hoc soliloquy on how it is possible to get more pleasure from the clear conscience of trying for a cruelty free Christmas than you can get from picking at the corpse of a cremated bird.
Think I must have done a reasonable job. DJ's aren't often left at a loss for words.
Sad today though; Weighs heavily on my mind how much suffering and death is caused in the lead up to this annual 24 hour moron gluttony fest.