References for your exes

yally

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Ever fancy writing a reference for your ex? Maybe it's because I have a tendency to dwell, but I love the idea of writing up a reference for future potential partners. Ha.

So:

- probably doesn't see women as people. Selfish in every way. No empathy. Terrible person. Avoid avoid.

- very funny. A bit lost. Should be better in bed for a man of his years but his heart's in the right place. Unpredictable but fun. Distinctive smell and taste, probably due to unhealthy habits.

- adorably pretentious. Curious and intelligent. Compulsive need to be liked and over active imagination make him a little insincere. Caring. Very funny and charismatic. Lovely dogs. Really good at sex.
 
To whom it may concern,

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But!

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IMPORTANT!

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Yours faithfully,

Git, Clueless