- Joined
- Jun 4, 2012
- Reaction score
- 19,493
- Age
- 64
- Location
- I'm liek, in Cali, dude.
- Lifestyle
- Vegetarian
To my cats:
Me: Bear! Stop walking on my laptop!
Bear: Why not? It's right there in front of me. I have to walk somewhere.
Me: Sabrina, the cup of water is sitting right there on the counter next to you. I don't have to hold it over the bathroom sink for you to drink from.
Sabrina: Humor me. I like to pretend the water tastes better when you're holding it for me.
Me: Misty! You're sitting on my magazine and I was reading that!
Misty: No, *****. Pay attention to ME for a change.
Me: Bear! Stop walking on my laptop!
Bear: Why not? It's right there in front of me. I have to walk somewhere.
Me: Sabrina, the cup of water is sitting right there on the counter next to you. I don't have to hold it over the bathroom sink for you to drink from.
Sabrina: Humor me. I like to pretend the water tastes better when you're holding it for me.
Me: Misty! You're sitting on my magazine and I was reading that!
Misty: No, *****. Pay attention to ME for a change.