I made brussel sprout soup once.
Once being exactly the number of times any sane person needs to make soup out of brussel sprouts to know never to do it again.
Anyways, traditional Brit brussel sprout recipe ..
Ingredients.
Brussel sprouts
Large pan of water
Pinch of salt
Method.
Bring water to boil in pan, add salt and brussel sprouts
Boil untill house smells like old peoples home that specialises in chronic bowel disorders
Move any pets who failed to escape from the house to the garden and try to revive them with CPR