Hippy parents get **** eggs for their children again

[Second Summer]

Damn hippies!

HIPPY parents will be giving their children drab, joyless dairy-free Easter eggs again this year, it has been confirmed.

It does look like something actually laid it
As the egg rush begins, middle class eco-parents confirmed plans to disappoint their offspring with bland healthy eggs in unexciting boxes.

More: Children of hippy parents getting **** eggs again (16. April 2014)

 

[kibbleforlola]

Heh. Those better be vegan, soy free, non gmo, fair trade drugs and alchohol, Tommy boy.

 

[dormouse]

Is that like the British Onion? I was quite confused at first by the notion of dairy-free eggs; then I realized they were talking about candy.

 

[Second Summer]

Is that like the British Onion?

Something like that - it's a humorous publication