The other day, my friends with the white coats said, "You need time alone."
I said, "Don't put me in there because the room isn't vegan."
They said, "You need time to figure out why a vegan needs help."
I was quiet.
They said, "You have to cooperate by eating your breakfast."
I said, "Meat is murder. I won't eat my bacon."
They said, "You need proper nutrition to recover."
-- The above story is not true. But, I sure feel like that crazy vegan.